I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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