Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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