i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery