I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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