he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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