Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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