He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
