maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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