You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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