Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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