You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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