i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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