It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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