It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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