cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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