all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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