That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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