Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
40s are totally the cure
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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