i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
