just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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