so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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