Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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