so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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