I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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