Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He passed out mid-signature
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
