Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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