Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
okay pat passed out under dana's car
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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