One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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