you turned your livingroom into a bong?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He better not be in your backpack
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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