did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
either way he was missing a nipple.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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