I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize