So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I will be naked everywhere
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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