The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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