Taylor Swift is so right about you.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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