i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
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Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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