no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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