i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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