the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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