your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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