How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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