Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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