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I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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