I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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