Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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