Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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