Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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