I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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