Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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