Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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