I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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