So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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