i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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