Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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