Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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