yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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