you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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